This is when correcting her would be the RIGHT thing to do
So this is how it went down-
Lesbian: Are you going to be around on Saturday, I was thinking about taking an hour-long run
Me: Umm, I don't know (ie: yes, but I don't want to waste my time at work)
Tori: [chiming in] Aren't we going on the 5 mile bike ride on Saturday?
L: Yes, and we definitely don't need Jen for that.
M: No thanks, I'm not a big fan of bike riding.
T: How can you not like biking?
M: Well, when I was younger my parents always used to force me and my sister to go on really long boring bike rides. After that, I just didn't like biking anymore (which is a horrifically true story)
T: They forced you?
M: Yes, they used to tie us up and shove us in the trunk of the car and make us go bike riding. Then maybe they would buy me ice cream if I didn't cry too much.
L: Oh really? Wow, that's so interesting. So your parents were active?
M: Um? I guess so, why?
L: I always thought that being active was hereditary. Hum, that's weird that they were active and you aren't.
M: [longest pause ever] Um.mmmm..mmmmm...
L: Did you ever play any sports?
M: I played softball and did volleyball and swimming for a season or two. It's just not my thing.
L: That's just so interesting that being active is not hereditary. And you're not? Right?
So really I can't understand why she would make such a broad, general, insulting conclusion about me TO MY FACE. Someone please get this woman a vagina she can eat.
Lesbian: Are you going to be around on Saturday, I was thinking about taking an hour-long run
Me: Umm, I don't know (ie: yes, but I don't want to waste my time at work)
Tori: [chiming in] Aren't we going on the 5 mile bike ride on Saturday?
L: Yes, and we definitely don't need Jen for that.
M: No thanks, I'm not a big fan of bike riding.
T: How can you not like biking?
M: Well, when I was younger my parents always used to force me and my sister to go on really long boring bike rides. After that, I just didn't like biking anymore (which is a horrifically true story)
T: They forced you?
M: Yes, they used to tie us up and shove us in the trunk of the car and make us go bike riding. Then maybe they would buy me ice cream if I didn't cry too much.
L: Oh really? Wow, that's so interesting. So your parents were active?
M: Um? I guess so, why?
L: I always thought that being active was hereditary. Hum, that's weird that they were active and you aren't.
M: [longest pause ever] Um.mmmm..mmmmm...
L: Did you ever play any sports?
M: I played softball and did volleyball and swimming for a season or two. It's just not my thing.
L: That's just so interesting that being active is not hereditary. And you're not? Right?
So really I can't understand why she would make such a broad, general, insulting conclusion about me TO MY FACE. Someone please get this woman a vagina she can eat.
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8:47 PMOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHH!!! LOL I can't believe you said that! Haha wow thats rude tho.... Very interesting.
PS i would like all of the readers to know that i am now going by the alias Cassandra Tremaine forever more. :)
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